I don’t have the blood alcohol

I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now

When life's chaos requires more patience than you can muster, this candle has you covered.  With a scent that soothes the nerves, it's an ideal gift for coworkers, bosses, or even your own family—because sometimes, you just need a little something to help you get through the day. Light it up and carry on!

• Hand-Poured Quality:

  • Crafted in small batches in Orangeville, Ontario for assured quality.
  • Small-batch production ensures attention to detail.

• Pure Ingredients:

  • Committed to the finest ingredients with no harmful additives.
  • 100% all-natural soy wax for a cleaner, healthier burn.

• Eco-Friendly Approach:

  • Soy candles are better for you and the environment.
  • Paraffin & phthalate-free, ensuring a safe burn.
  • Premium cotton wicks for a sustainable choice.

• Longer Burning Time:

  • Soy candles burn up to 50% longer than traditional alternatives.
  • Cruelty-free - never tested on animals or containing animal byproducts.

• Recyclable Packaging:

  • Jars are 100% recyclable, supporting sustainability efforts.