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I think you are doing a great job of figuring out some heavy shit

I think you are doing a great job of figuring out some heavy shit

Regular price $25.95 CAD
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This candle, labeled “I Have to Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit,” is made for those who embrace their ambition and taste for the finer things. It’s a bold and humorous gift that adds a touch of sass while celebrating a love for luxury. Perfect for someone who knows what they want and isn’t afraid to say it!

Features:

  • Hand-Poured Quality:

    • Crafted in small batches in Orangeville, Ontario for assured quality.
    • Small-batch production ensures attention to detail.
  • Pure Ingredients:

    • Committed to the finest ingredients with no harmful additives.
    • 100% all-natural soy wax for a cleaner, healthier burn.
  • Eco-Friendly Approach:

    • Soy candles are better for you and the environment.
    • Paraffin & phthalate-free, ensuring a safe burn.
    • Premium cotton wicks for a sustainable choice.
  • Longer Burning Time:

    • Soy candles burn up to 50% longer than traditional alternatives.
    • Cruelty-free - never tested on animals or containing animal byproducts.
  • Recyclable Packaging:

    • Jars are 100% recyclable, supporting sustainability efforts.
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