I think you are doing a great job of figuring out some heavy shit

This candle, labeled “I Have to Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit,” is made for those who embrace their ambition and taste for the finer things. It’s a bold and humorous gift that adds a touch of sass while celebrating a love for luxury. Perfect for someone who knows what they want and isn’t afraid to say it!

Features:

• Hand-Poured Quality:

  • Crafted in small batches in Orangeville, Ontario for assured quality.
  • Small-batch production ensures attention to detail.

• Pure Ingredients:

  • Committed to the finest ingredients with no harmful additives.
  • 100% all-natural soy wax for a cleaner, healthier burn.

• Eco-Friendly Approach:

  • Soy candles are better for you and the environment.
  • Paraffin & phthalate-free, ensuring a safe burn.
  • Premium cotton wicks for a sustainable choice.

• Longer Burning Time:

  • Soy candles burn up to 50% longer than traditional alternatives.
  • Cruelty-free - never tested on animals or containing animal byproducts.

• Recyclable Packaging:

  • Jars are 100% recyclable, supporting sustainability efforts.